From Genome Biology.
...Should anyone attempt to put one of these in my stocking, no matter how prettily it's wrapped, it will be returned with a nasty note. Don't say you haven't been warned.
But there is one thing that I thought I was going to put on this list that, instead, I find I actually do want for Christmas: another scientific journal.
Read more at http://genomebiology.com/2011/12/9/129